April 7th 2003
-There is truth in wine. And in 4 pitchers of beer
there is an obliterated Thai guy with blue cheese and wing sauce
dripping down his cheek yelling at a big screen with such great phrases
as “YEA!” or “Yeah BABY!” or “OH YEAH BABY”
We, as a nation, and especially me, love this. We
eat it up acting like morons screaming. I’m not a screamer in general, a
la TRL or yelling at girls at the beach, but at the bar I’m a fricken
Siren or Banshee. Your pick. Preferably not the one of me singing naked
along the shore though. In a few hours I’ll be losing my voice, once
again.
Celebrated the obscene dismantling of
Marquette
. I just remember the first half really (see first paragraph).
-So a Thai, Mexican, a Jew and a farm boy enter a
bar…
This is not a joke, this was the last apt I lived
at, and they were my roommates. I’m not making this up.
I saw my ex roommate (
Kansas
) randomly for the first time in almost two years. Such a great guy till
he said…
“Steve, um you look a little..um bigger”
“I’m fat”
“well, I’m just saying that you have maybe gained…”
“I’m fat”
‘yes Steve your fat now”
And yes, the thing is, I’m not really fat at all,
I’m 26(ugh) now and I’m a lot thinner than all my peers and still under
the 14% body fat average for my age and height (I’m about 12-13%) But
like him and everyone else that’s known me. He remembers the Skinny Steve,
the 28 inch waist Steve, not the huge balloon of the 32 Steve. Time
takes its toll, so does buffalo wings and no gym membership and no job.
It’ll all change soon though people.
-Ok. It’s weird. How weeks can go by, You see
the ups and downs of the world. Trying to put in perspective that your
life isn’t so bad when you see all the fighting and devastation going on
now, but you’re still secretly pissed inside that they kicked Frenchie
off.
-We can all have bad days, or weeks. Then things
can change. In a course of a day I now have maybe, a job, a job that
pays well, a chance to maybe get my book published, an apartment, and
more sooner than later, a Playstation2. Life is good.
Not sure sometimes if my page is a diary or writing
practice or useless space. Actually I know for a fact that simply put
and madden are, but don’t worry, a new Playstation will come alive again
and soon, and with that, Madden 2004, with Michael Vick establishing an
amazing 945 rating! There is no reason that Michael Vick 2004 should
not be mentioned in the same sentence as Techno Bowl Lawrence Taylor, Bo
Jackson and Jerry Rice. Along with nominees '95 madden Steve
Young and Deon
sanders and Madden 64 Terrell Davis as the greatest game breaking
players of the last 15 years.
-there is a network on the basic cable here that focuses on
racing called, SPEED…why? They put speed ahead of the Food
Network!?!?!? I have to pay extra for the Food network and the Iron
Chef! Blasphemous. And to encourage my little sense of humor, I quickly
change the channel every time I get there.
-there’s a generic Red Bull out there called 180,
after drinking it, I realized how it got it's name. It made me want to turn around and slap the guy who
sold it to me telling me it’s just as good.
-I’m still suffering from MPS, or Matthew Perry
syndrome, every time I freakishly gain or lose weight, it’s all in my
head resulting in some awkward looks. Fat head-big body, fat head-skinny body. My FFF, fat face factor is currently an 8.