Feb 6, 2003

-Willie Mcgee: as much as he was a fan favorite in St. Louis.  He is one of the most unattractive human beings I’ve ever seen in my life.  In college, their was a blond haired, blue eyed, fair skinned girl that I kid you not, looked exactly like good old Willie.  I have no idea what happened.  I made this observation once to my roomate and he took this tidbit to his Fraternity.  And during council they had a house vote to see if indeed this girl looked like Willie McGee.  It was unanimous.  And the thing is, is that she was really that bad looking…

-Teen jeopardy is this week. I love such interviews during intermissions such as

Alex: Mark I see you’re into chess

Mark: Um, yes Alex.

What I kill to see one of the interviews that goes like this:

Alex: So mark you got a girlfriend?

Mark: Alex, I’m wearing my dads tie, I play chess and I’m on teen jeopardy, what the fuck do you think?

*Being that guy.  As much as I hate to admit it.  I am that guy… 

-Wears shorts in the winter.

-took 8 o clocks every semester my first 6 semesters of college cause I wanted to get done with all my classes by noon.

-Asked permission to take more than 19 hours a semester so I can graduate earlier, combine that with the above comment.

-Tried to apply to teen jeopardy and be the first freshmen ever to win it.  Yes.  I was also that kid afore mentioned above this bit.

-who air dries 

-The girl in the MacDonald’s commercial with the guy in the bus is hot.  The one with Ponte de Habor sign.  She’s a mix between Ali laundry, Shania, and Catherine Zeta-Jones (pre Michael Douglas) 

-In year 15 of my madden franchise I n 2018 soldier field is still being renovated and the bears are still playing in Champaign. 

-Speaking of which.  Nintendo made the absolute worst mistake in terms of paddle design when it configured the controllers for the game cube.  Over the weekend I played against Nebraska’s best madden player under the age of 7.  They mark the x button on the far right.  Where the “o” button is on PS2.  The x button is on the bottom on the PS2.  So one can just imagine the torture I underwent when I would try to throw to my strong side receiver and instead it went to tight end.  Whoa is me. 

-When did sun dried tomatoes all of a sudden make a regular appearance in my fridge? 

-In college back in the mid to late 90’s my friends and I would debate whether Dave Letterman’s hairline would go from either a peninsula to an archipelago, a peninsula to an island, or just wither away like a receding shoreline.  I predicted the second, they picked the other ones.  I need to collect.

-What NASCAR really needs to do to get me to watch them is to find one guy willing to put in a left turn signal in his car.  And every time he hit the bend he would turn it on.  I would be flat on the ground.  And it would never get old…ever.

-Never ever substitute elementary music if the recorder is part of the curriculum.

-Do not go out, get wasted and pass out with your friends if any of them has a sharpie handy. 

-Darkness Falls is the worst movie I have ever seen. And it’s not one of those movies that are so bad that it’s funny.  This one goes beyond it.  I liked the first 15 minutes of it.  I liked the premise, and the girl was cute.  But it seemed like the script writer was into it the first 15 minutes at a star bucks and suddenly started having a seizure, he stumbles out of the place and shoves the script into a urine-covered homeless man and whispered, “finish this!” and then died suddenly.

-As we speak I’m torn between the Michael Jackson interview, Smackdown and friends.  AND my flashback button isn’t working!!!! 

Try to focus and get back. 

-Michael Jackson suffers from perma-whisper.  He is permanently whispering.

-My remote requires that I have to dial zero for channels.  That is annoying since the flashback button doesn’t work.