around selling girlscout cookies, and I was trying to
teach him better sales skills than just saying, "hey,
wanna buy some cookies?". Anyway, I asked him what he
liked to do besides pandering tasty delectables to
suburbanites. He said he liked to play playstation to
which I said, " I bet I could kick your ass at it" To
which he said "I didnt even tell you which games I
play". To which I said...with one raised eyebrow, "It
dont matter what games you play Jabroni!!, I've been
eating pieces of shit like you for breakfast since the
nintendo era!" To which he quoted a movie reference
that there is no way a 11 year old could have seen or
remembered, since he would have been like 2 when it
came out, and then asked what nintendo was. I invited
him to come back later and I would show him. Well, he
came back, and I roped off an excavation site and with
the little tiny hammers (like Tim Robbins used in
Shawshank) proceeded to unearth my ole Nintendo. Well,
we decided to play the track and field game where you
had to run on the pad with the sensors in them to
compete.  Well this kid is fat, like most round eyed
american devils are and could not compete with me on a
purely athletic arena, so we decided to use our fists
to pound on the mat as if we were running.  The
question I have for you is...If you set a world record
in the long or triple jump in original Nintendo track,
using your fists instead of running, does this
disqualify you for consideration in the record books.
Or, do they have a separate record books for the all
hand olympics? (Which I am sure you are probably the
Ben Johnson of that one, but I bet you hold all those
records., ha, ha, ha, ...thats funny you know thats
funny) But seriously, does my record stand or do I
have to listen to the fat kid talk shit forever?

MS, Des Moines
 

Yes, this is indeed a quandry.  Kudos to the fat kid trying to engage in a phsysical activitly and the fact that he probably enjoys kudos. Hee hee.  But no kudos to the fact that he gave up and went on to using his Thin mint laden hands to compete with the likes of you cheetah and rabbit(characters in the game for those who don't know)

In forth grade, when the game came out, i was indeed able to compete with the likes of rabbit and jackal, but as the finals drew nearer and the competition stiffer i then discovered the "Palm Pat" technique. I would indeed be able to throw further, run faster, jump higher than any other.  But after winning gold after gold after gold.  My conscience wrought into my very soul.  as shiny as the gold medals gleemed and sparkled, they were indeed tainted.  I didn't deserve them.  Yes, i was the Ben Johnson of nintendo track and field.  Those records? All of them?  Screw the astericks.  They just simply needed to be removed...

This situation is much like life.  Whether we accept it or not. People must suffer the repercussions of they're actions.  Also one must be able to swallow the pill of self-acceptance.  We must be able to realize our physical limitations. This person must realize that he can only go far physically in life, i will never play in the NFL and this person will never be able to jump 28.6 feet in the long jump.  But let's not fear or feel sorry for this young lad.  He is still young.maybe one day he will be actually be able to compete against Cheetah.  Jog on my friend.  A-B-A-B away!

Steve,

Can you put more pictures of you in a thong or something?  That would be hot! And please don't put this on your site. Thanks, GB.

Can't find the negatives sorry.

Just wanted to say yer hot and i love you, but you were on that dumb show!!!
WHY?
I have a question for you?
Will you make a porn with me?  Ashley.

Sorry, i'm under exlusive contract with vivid video, i don't know your contractual limitations.

do you plan on being on any future challenges for MTV?

As of right now, i have no plans to be on any challenges.  For the simple fact that they have not bought any more seasons. And i havn't been asked... That's basically it.

Will you marry me?
Martha, Corpus Christi, Tx